Hello, So you are considering purchasing my body, mind, soul, and encyclopedic knowledge of Seinfeld. I thank you for your consideration, perhaps one such as yourself should consider ummm I'm sexy as fuck, way sexier than that fat girlfriend of yours. Yeah I know, how'd I know? Everybody knows, we can read it across your face! Well this is going just about as I'd imagined so far. Ok, for real, I take private sessions seriously and though wasting time intentionally is kinda my shtick in the public realm, wasting time/money in privates is the last thing i want to do. So here's kinda the things I say often... 1 I do not judge, (even though it looks the opposite in public) it's how I was raised and you should know there is nothing you can say that I'm gonna make you feel bad about. I like honesty. Be honest. We all need a place to do that. 2 I don't like making decisions. You lead, I am here to serve. 3 Turn off NOISE SUPRESSION on ur mic! Unless you loud it cuts off half of what u say

I do some dumbness here with the colors and computers and umm sex things but theres one thing i dont fuck with, AI. Well i mean i fuck with it when it comes to stats and figuring out the best way to get that Japanese money yeah, but not when it comes to making content. NOthing on my page (or channel? i still dont know what you call this) is in anyway created by AI nor does it have its little digital choad butting in. Go tell your bitch.

No de@d air is a concept (and yes i'm not allowed to type that word, you also can't type the word numb3r5, crazy!) a concept I started doing right as I got on this beautiful whoring website where in I DO NOT STOP SPEAKING NO MATTER WHAT UNLESS I JAM A COCK OR COCK SHAPED ITEM (this includes tequila yes) INTO MY MOUth. Doesn't matter if there is 1 person or 300 watching, I will keep it going so if you stumble through my pit of kink here and find me rambling on about the oddest things, this is usually why. I have kept it up for several hours many times. Why do U care? YOU and your COMMENTS are massively helpful to me when this is occurring and I will shift entirely the direction of things based on a single comment. I crave material to work with and my nonsense can go weird places so u gotta wrangle me in. xoxox Sabrina

Brand new highly anticipated item now on tip menu. That's right, "My Respect" now yours for only 9999 tokens. Nothing concrete will come with this, its just so fuckin valuable, u gotta trust me. Gimme. Just calm down and gimme. Yes, bueno.

Firstly, yes I'll address the elephant in the room. I have phenomenal eye sight and yes usually when I wear glasses there are no lenses but when there are on occasion lenses I can't see shyt because of how incredible my eyes are. Ok!? I just think they look cool. Now that I got a pointless misleading vaguely funny intro out of the way I can already tell I don't feel like writing a bio right now lmao What can I throw to ya right now to justify waisting ur time. Well it's been one month now on this void of computer whoring and I have supremely and genuinely enjoyed it, most of all the people who I've got to meet here. I mean that. And i mean like a quarter of what I say usually but this you can take to the whore bank because... ugh, just believe I'm fo real for a minute. I really dig those people who have turned me on, the people ive turned on, and especially the people who have just been a pain and me an extra pain for them because those people are what I.... god damnit I ran out of sp

Just look for the words SLUTTy / DUMBy / TRIPPy (and so on) tagged on each video to know what category it falls in. Maybe this helps u sort through them a bit so you don't waste ur boners. SLUTTys are videos of me playing with myself, getting fucked by the machine, by a man or extended full nudity and or super kinky content. DUMBys are the silly ones, either in characters or me genuinely being an idiot. TRIPPys are just trippy man, dig it. Usually music related but always sexual in one way or another. SLUTTy's are free for a couple days then paywalled. Everything else stay up free. So JOIN the fCLUB mother fuckers

Fuck, I don't wear shirts the way you're "supposed" to, yeesh.

It's become a daily thing now and plan to keep going with it. List of ARTISTs - ALBUMs played thus far. Geese - Getting Killed Brave Little Abacus - Masked Dancers: Concern in So Many Things You Forget Where You Are Tyler, The Creator - Igor Aphex Twin - Syro Oneohtrix Point Never - R Plus 7 GG Allin - Carnival of Excess Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap the Glass The Yellow River Boys - The Yellow River Boys Greatest Hits JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES: Director's Cut Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion *Special Impromptu Episode Geese - Getting Killed *yes i already did this one. it's good Mac Miller - Watching Movies with the Sound Off Boards of Canada - Inferno De@th Grips - Year of the Snitch *Technical Problems so almost doesn't count Me ! - Live Mix Hypn0 Tracks from recent *my brain (not to mention my ears) is so fucked